Lazer Trip Wire

Cue the James Bond music, because you're about to witness cubicle protection, ninja-style. The Lazer Trip Wire uses infrared beams to recreate those high-tech red beams you see in spy movies, only this time, it won't be protecting Fort Knox, but your tiny cubicle instead. Once you hook up the units, you'll even get a voice saying "System Armed." And if that sweaty dude from Accounting tries to steal your stapler, he'll break the beam, and trigger a loud alarm. Too bad this thing doesn't come with burly henchmen or attack dogs.

Three Lazer units are included in each package, and it's going for $29.99 at ThinkGeek.

Lazer Trip Wire [ThinkGeek]