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This is too easy. It's like taking candy from a baby. Having nuclear weapons just a couple of blocks up the road have obviously made the South Koreans a little dodgy in the head. Because, I tell ya, as much as I've been searching for a portable bidet in general (and look, it's called Charming), I never would have put it that together with, yes, a digital camera. Again, like shooting fish in a barrel isn't it? The trading site it was found on says it's for "healthy and clean life for women, patients and children" and that it has an "interior insertion type" nozzle. I shudder. Not really sure where the camera fits in, but heck, if it's just for the joke, I'll take it.

Portable Bidet with Digital Camera? [Strange New Products]