Zero To Drunk In Record Time: The Ubertap

Born from the disturbing yet pragmatic copulation of Friedrich Nietzsche and Jakob Nielsen, the Ubertap promises to increase party efficiency fivefold. With three spigots and a foot-operated pump, buzz loss is now a thing of the past. Your parties in the past may have dragged on for a tedious hour, frustration building with each passing second. But now you should be able to drain the keg and cover the kitchen floor with a frothy layer of delicious vomit within 12 minutes.

Ubertap [Product Page] [Thanks, Jason]