To paraphrase the immortal words of Sir Brian Wilson, Esq, God only knows what I'd be without the Shotgun Beer Opener. When I used to shotgun my Natty Bo, it was a race with time and pain—can I crack the six pack, down the fizzy gold, and hit my job at the drug store within the 30 minutes between waking and the inevitable headache. Now, all I have to do to get the sweet nectar of Bacchus' brother, Lowenbrau, into my gullet is pop the can with this red plastic opener and shoot. You can only buy these in bulk, but they make great bridal party gifts.
Friday Fun: Shotgun Beer Opener [LiquorSnob]