Pacifier Drug Dispenser and Thermometer

The Numimed Dispenser Pacifier is made for covertly delivering medicine to a baby. This is not entirely a new idea, but it adds a built-in thermometer to take the baby's temperature as well—which is a nice feature.

Numimed is also the perfect pacifier for the late 1990s raver in your household. Make sure you have an ample supply of liquid MDMA loaded up and you're set for the night. Overheating and dying? Not with that built-in thermometer! Keep your cool, club kids. They go for $5.99 and seem to be available at the local Walgreens or CVS pharmacy.

The Dispenser Pacifier [Red Ferret]