When Oregon Scientific makes a phone, you just know it's going to be weird. And the USB Cubic DECT Telephon doesn't disappoint in that regard. Yup, it's a phone for sure, but it's also an FM alarm clock, calendar and MP3 player. And it's square and wireless to boot. The speaker phone is powered by rechargeable batteries and you can even personalize your rings with MP3 and WMA files loaded over USB or SecureDigital cards. I don't know what they smoke in Oregon, but yeah, I want some.
Oregon's USB Cubic DECT Telephone [Everything USB]
Specs for more Oregon Scientific phones [Shopping.com]