Fail at Conversing with the Conversation Table

Lira Nikolovska has developed this table for proper conversation analysis. Here is the low-down: two microphones are on either end of the table with a string of LED lights in the center. At regular intervals the microphone will pick up a duration of the speech and analyze the duration and volume of the conversation and begin flashing lights towards the end of the table of the dominant speaker. Lose the conversation and be greeted with a electrical shock—just kidding. Don't worry, it isn t listening in on the conversation either, so yes, you and your significant other will be the only ones knowing about your recent acquisition of the clap.

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