Remember those monsters that took up permanent residence under your bed when you were a kid? Now there's a weapon to vanquish those malevolent presences, banishing them forever to the purgatory whence they came. The secret weapon? Well, everybody knows that lights will immediately vaporize a monster. This $29.95 Blue Moon Night Light, decked out with 14 LEDs, will dispatch monsters for 10 years until its little energy-saving bulbs finally burn out. By then, those ogres, trolls, demons and goblins will have lost interest in their young quarry, because everybody knows monsters aren't interested in grown-ups. Aren't they? Huh? Huh? Maybe I'll have to get one of these for my bed.
Bed Light Scares Monsters Away [Strange New Products]