Care for Some Wood?

Lothar of the Hill People sometimes needs to carry his multimedia with him as he clomps through the underbrush. How does he do it, you ask? With this weird wooden USB key. Why anyone else in their right mind would go for these wooden USB drives is beyond me, unless of course you're dying to wear one around your neck with the accompanied piece of leather. Yikes.

The flash drive comes in "various hardwood," in case you care.

Got Wood?
[ShinyShiny]