You can pretend to stick your nose up at this, but don't tell us an iron with automatically retracting legs doesn't give you a goosepimple or two. A patented smart-touch handle and micromotor will shoot heat-resistant pegs out of the bottom whenever you release your hand from the handle. So you'll never ruin a shirt or have to smell like burnt cotton-nylon blend again. Also the Stick & Glide features an extra thick non-stick soleplate for 25% more steam! Once you figure out what you're going to do with all your extra steam, let us know. This iron retails for $99.