Lasers Burn Fat, Acne

With a little luck, they'll have a home version of this soon. Basically, they've found that lasers can burn up body fat and cellulite, making you beautiful through the magic of highly concentrated energy. The same system can also be used to reduce plaque in the arteries and burn away sebaceous glands that cause acne. So far they've tried this on pig skin, but considering my recent weight gain, they might want to try it on me.

Lasers to Melt Fat, Treat Acne, Fight Terror [MedGadget]