Bill of Rights Security Edition

The first ten amendments of the United States Constitution are printed here on pocket-sized sheets of metal, questionable items if you're going through metal detectors in the airport. When they ask you to empty your pockets, metaphorically give up your rights, dropping the metal pieces into the basket. Let's make sure those TSA drones don't forget about our philosophical origins. Old Ben Franklin said it best:

"Those who would sacrifice liberty for safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
If the whiteshirts from our revered Department of Homeland Security won't give you your metal card back, simply cry out, "I demand my rights!" Fight back, America! Lose your rights and the terrorists win. They're $4 apiece, or get the "frequent flier pack," five for $15.

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