There comes a point in every gadget blogger's life when he realizes that his efforts are for nought. He toils daily bringing new products to light and razzing foolish ventures and then he wakes up early on a Tuesday to discover a USB fan that looks like a pig on an island. Then he realizes he can buy it for $12. Tears well up. Pain comes. Then he falls into the sweet arms of Daddy Rum and sleeps, perchance to dream of well-made electronics at reasonable prices.