Time for the Word Catholic Clock

Okay, this may be my hardest feat of the day. I am going to attempt to inform you about this clock without offending a single Catholic. The Time of the Word clock is a simple digital clock that includes a 4-line LCD screen that will display 380 different bible verses. One verse will display for an hour at a time. This clock is encased in a cheesy faux wood.

The clock would be great for the lazy Catholics who want to learn popular verses without having to take a lot of time to read that pesky bible ... Damnit. I failed.

The Catholic Clock - Time for the Word [Gadgetizer]