Bah. Who needs a LED belt-buckle when you can go balls to the wall with a full color LCD belt buckle like this one from Egokast? The idea behind this is pretty simple, it is a 3-inch screen mounted on a stainless steel case that can attach to any standard belt. To play video all you need to do is insert an SD memory card and bam, video playback on your crotch. Now deciding what video to play on your belt will be the biggest wardrobe decision of your night. The buckle is available for $279, sans belt and memory card.