The Red Phone

Do you take jokes and grind it into the ground? Then this red phone is for you. The old school red "Hotline to the Kremlin" style phone acts as a handset for your cellphone.

When you get a call, you pull out the red phone and everyone can have a good laugh at your dry, old-school inspired wit. Once. The next 83 times you do it will just annoy the beans out of your friends.

Available in red or pink for $20.

fed cell phone receiver [fred flare via Shiny Shiny]