Nanonuno Umbrella Uses Nanotechnology To Dry Off Completely After a Shake


Though Ive tried before to tell her
Of the nanostructures that cover this umbrella
Every time that I come near her
I just lose my NanoNuno as I've done from the start

Every little shake she does is magic
Everything she shakes just turns me on
Even though my umbrella before was tragic
Now I know my love for her costs $94

Do I have to tell the story
Of a thousand rainy days since we first met
Its a dry enough umbrella
So its always me that ends up getting wet

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