Say you've got a swingin' bachelor pad complete with copious amount of liquor and West African art hanging on the walls. What you need now are these LED-laden pillows to light up the bedroom, giving it that certain je ne sais quoi. Certain to impress dumb blondes, these pillows can either be battery-operated or you can plug them into an electrical outlet. Best not to put your head on it if your hair's wet. It's $499 per pillow.
Ok, these pillows are pretty awesome, but not $500 awesome.