• By Mark Wilson
    Nov 5, 2006 1:46 PM 663
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    PS3: FiveYearOld Reviews SIXAXIS

    He will kick your butt at any PS3 game, as long as it isn't past his bedtime. Now all we need is the video of the boy crying as his dad/Kotaku editor rips the controller from his child's hands to finish Resistance.

    Kiddo first hates the SIXAXIS, then settles in to liking it. In the end, he still loves thumbsticks more. Give it time, kiddo, give it time.

    "Mommy, does daddy love the PS3 more than me?"
    "Of course he does honey, of course he does." – Mark Wilson

    My Son Master the SIXAXIS     [kotaku]


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