Still wondering about commenting accounts? All you have to do is fill out the comment and select a username and password. Submit and our commenting overlords will approve you—if you fit the criteria of a superb commenter. Behave, or be executed like the poor fool below.

One of the things we are most thankful for is fantastic commenters, like KsprayDad. KsprayDad has been commenting since July and always provides grammatically sound comments that don't hurt my brain to read. The fun doesn't end there, KsprayDad regularly sends up tips and also comments over on our sister blog, Lifehacker. Thanks, KsprayDad.

We are also thankful that our regular executions have caused you folks to get your acts together. It is getting harder and harder to find people to execute every week. So, you folks have more eyes than me, if you see someone deserving of an execution (trolling, bad grammar, bad spelling, flaming, stupid comments, etc) shoot us an e-mail and let us know and we may publicly out them based on your suggestion. – Travis Hudson

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