Anyone ever done the math figuring out how Santa visits everyone in the whole world Christmas night? It's daunting. Sure, he saves time by skipping the less important areas of the world like Africa, Mexico and the Axis of Evil, but there are still a bajillion other homes he needs to visit in one night. Simply put, it's time for Santa to go digital.
The VAFOR Tech CUF271 ranges in sizes from 128MB to 2GB and festively features Santa sliding down the chimney while tucking away the USB port. And an LED indicator flashes like Rudolph at a Christmas party while the drive transfers data. At last, a classy way to give Internet porn for Christmas. No word on pricing.