Singelringen Advertises Your Loneliness

Tired of looking for the negative space of an absent wedding ring when you go to clubs? Try the Singelringen, a gimmicky ring that advertises to others that you're free and willing to bump and grind. Each ring has a unique code, which you can use to register online and place your profile. This way, you can give other losers single people the code instead of your phone number in order to look you up later.

There's only around 30,000 users now, plus it costs $49. That means your chances of meeting someone with this are slim to ridiculously slim. But it does make for a nice conversation starter. That's right ladies, this ring says I have tons of disposable income.

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