Next time you wake up in an unfamiliar place and wonder "where TF am I?", just pick up this little clock and its soft glow is automatically triggered, reminding you that yes, you are in a strange hotel room in Timbuktu. This $60 alarm clock won't tell you how you got there, but it will certainly remind you of what time it is, and wake you up for that inevitable morning after, too.
Short of buying a $60 clock, here's another solution: if you ever wake up in the middle of the night wondering what time it is, all you need to do is just call a random phone number. Whoever answers will immediately tell you, for example, "WTF, it's three o'clock in the morning!"