Remember that terrible USB pole dancer that we found after it was pulled from the store that was selling it, only for it to be put back on the market for an inflated price? Those of you waiting for yours to get shipped, here's a taste of what you're in for. The ladies over at Shiny Shiny got their hands on one and created this video of it in action, relatively speaking.

It's safe to say that anyone who actually spent $55 on this sad excuse for a gadget should be feeling a combo of buyers remorse and deep, deep shame right now. Don't blame us, chumps.

Shiny one minute preview: the USB pole dancer [Shiny Shiny]