Screw Xmas trees. Festivus Poles are where it's at. And now you can get your own 2' 8" or 6' model to celebrate Festivus the way it was meant to be celebrated. With the people you hate. Reader Keebler shares his experience:

Pictured ... is the wrestling match often involved in Festivus (between me and Sanchez (a girl)) and the only thing that can end Festivus: pinning the head of the household.

I can attest to the very high strength-to-weight ratio of this Festivus Pole and would recommend it highly (despite the fact that you could probably make your own for a couple bucks). Also pictured is the Festivus book which you can buy with the pole as a package deal.

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– Jason Chen

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