Leo Laporte, former host of The Screen Savers and currently of G4TechTV Canada's Call for Help, offers his, um, impassioned take on the Zune. The Zune doesn't just sit there taking the heat, however, as it strikes back and "frosts his man-parts." And apparently you don't send songs to other users, you "squirt" them. Right. Ew. Bad puns, more screaming, the end of DRM and other weirdness inside.