Pimp My John, Win a Bathroom Entertainment Center

If you're obsessed with toilets and potty humor like some of us are, you might want to enter the Pimped Out John contest, sponsored by none other than Roto Rooter plumbing and drain service. The company wants you to sign up for its newsletter to win what it calls the Best Seat in the House.

This Pimped Out John is the grand prize, and includes a Kohler toilet surrounded by a flatscreen HDTV, iPod with dock, TiVo, Xbox 360 and a DVD player. Sheesh, if you're going to spend so much time in the loo that you'll be needing a full-blown entertainment center, perhaps you need a proctologist more than an Xbox 360.

Pimped-Out Toilet For Bachelors! [Bornrich]