Okay, it won't literally consume the children—I may have exaggerated a bit on that notion, but look at the devil eyes of this panda and tell me he isn't up to something evil. The small, red gem on this evil panda's stomach is supposedly a webcam, but I would like to think it is actually a laser that is capable of slightly wounding people so the panda's consumption process can begin. Let the terror begin, for $24.

USB Panda Web Cam [Brando]