Apparently, the news is that while laptops can save you from a bullet and still work, they can't save you from a
military-grade absurdly giganormous SUV. Like the notebook found in a computer teacher's Honda following a fatal crash with a Hummer. That too was still working. Unlike the teacher. Incidents like this make us ask questions such as: what is the deadly element here? Humvee Hummer, laptop, moron or Windows Vista?