Apparently, the news is that while laptops can save you from a bullet and still work, they can’t save you from a military-grade absurdly giganormous SUV. Like the notebook found in a computer teacher’s Honda following a fatal crash with a Hummer. That too was still working. Unlike the teacher. Incidents like this make us ask questions such as: what is the deadly element here? Humvee Hummer, laptop, moron or Windows Vista?
https://gizmodo.com/macbook-pro-takes-a-cap-for-its-owner-still-boots-up-239774
Cops Eye Laptop In Calif. Collision [CBS News]
