There's no better way to get yourself punched in the face than being sassy to someone with road rage. With that in mind, Roadmaster is releasing their new Scrolling Message System. It comes loaded with 99 phrases that you won't ever need to use, such as "Your lights aren't working" and "Baby on board." The real selling point is the fact that you can load in 5 of your own custom messages, such as "Pull over at the next rest stop so I can bash your face in" or "Sorry for speeding, I'm late for my AA meeting."
The Message System is available now for $70. Just be careful what you broadcast, alright?
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