Hand Grenade Oil Lamp: Multifunctional

What could you do with a oil lamp that looks like a grenade?

"Oohh, baby."
"I'll light some candles."
"How romantic. Now come over-WAIT."
"What?"
"I told you before, no more Vietnam reenactments in the bedroom."

Made from real ammunition, the Hand Grenade Oil Lamp is really a must-buy. And all this fun will only set you back $50.

"But I went commando all day!"

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