You know that compulsion that forces you to check a Kleenex after you blow your nose? You don't? Yeah...me neither. Some people are freaks.
Anyway, some people might enjoy vacuuming their house with the new $400 LG Kompressor because it's not only a very powerful cleaning device, but a very powerful cleaning device that transforms the filth from your floor into neat, sterile-appearing blocks.
These dirt/cheetohcrumb cubes can then be used to construct your very own adobe houses (we're certain), and the dust
compression kompression allows you to vacuum up to four times longer before emptying the bagless unit. Plus, at $400 it's not any more than a Dyson (which in no way fulfills our obsession with the gross nature human existence).