Further proving that there's a secret inter-dimensional empire working to take over planet Earth, producing all kinds of absurd devices with behavior-modifying chips in them, here comes the Hello Kitty Air Purifier.
Install it at home, in the car seat or implanted under your armpit, and get rid of odors. In theory. Looking at it, as well as cleansing the atmosphere, it will rid you of bad karma, kill Kenny, and save Al Gore too. As for changing you into a psychopath, it's already working, because I've felt compelled to put another product shot of Her Imperial Majesty Hello Kitty, right after the jump.
Hello Kitty purifies your air [Akihabara News]