Boy howdy, I sure am happy that we have exactly 16 sponsors this week. How else could I make some kind of NCAA tournament reference showing my love for these 16 beauties. Don't worry Akimbo, Audi, Don Julio, Fox Soccer Channel, Igo, Intel, Mio, Nokia, Old Spice, Parrot, Playstation, Rockport, SV Supreme Vodka, Sprint, VW and Verizon. I won't make you battle it out on the hardwood for supremacy in sponsorshiphood. You are all winners!

Don't you want to be in the Sweet 16?