Instant Space: For When You Need Your Space

Scenario: You have a bad fight with your spouse, but you live in a small studio apartment. She can't stand to look at your face and you just want to watch some television/fondly remember the feel of her best friend's earlobe.

Luckily you own the Instant Space room divider and projection screen. Constructed from a lightweight aluminum shell, expanding the unit reveals a 6'x12' screen that is...

1. Opaque for Movies (we recommend anything with violence and boobies)
2. Sound Resistant ("What honey? I had no clue you were crying or I would have turned off Rambos 1-3.")
3. Flame Retardant (for if things get...heated)

Looks like a must-buy at any price.

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