For reasons best kept to yourself—and $20.14—you may want to get your mitts on this synthetic cat's paw. And for another reason, probably best kept to itself, said paw comes with a small bell and a trigger to make it bend. Or something like that.
Apart from doubling up as a key ring and G-spot stroker (if you are that kind of cat lover), this Cat Paw's surface has been specially treated with LSD derivatives that will make you do really weird things when you grab them.
Or at least that's what I could gather looking at the user manual in the gallery bellow. Click on the pics for the Engish subtitles. And if you thought the Japanese Wii safety manual was crazy, you ain't seen nothing yet.