Love comes in many forms: roses, chocolates, consensual anal relations, and now, USB drives. The AIGO his and hers flash drives will not only prevent USB mixups, but they'll further reinforce necessary gender roles in a relationship.

For instance, a woman is supposed to be prissy and like hearts. That's her job. A man is supposed to...like red circles. That's his job. And by following those two simple geometrical guidelines, you too will have a healthier relationship. No price or size details on the drives yet. But who are we to put a price on your love? [aving via shinyshiny]

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