Gold. Plated. Vibrator.

We're not sure what purpose there is in this $1500 gold plated Elo Vya vibrator other than to give you heavy metal poisoning, but here it is. The 18k gold plated vibrator will satisfy women (and men), but also passes its AU into your porous areas. Which can't be good at all. But hey, it's on sale for $1350. Score! [Healthy and Active via Born Rich via Shiny Shiny]