While the Immobilizer's cameraphone exterior is not so functional, its 900,000-volt stun gun works just fine. Packaged with holster that is realistic enough to make you look like a douche, the feature that we most appreciate is the 12 LED flashlight, allowing you to closely inspect your victim for ID, cash, credit cards, etc. after stunning him for "looking suspicious" buying that donut.

We take that back. Our favorite feature is that a few users will surely electrocute themselves while trying to use the phone functions. Our second favorite feature is the creepy victim-inspector flashlight. $85 [product via therawfeed]

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