Master Chief Is Really a Lesbian, Marries Samus (NSFW)

Brian already told you the official ending, but here's the alternative one: Master Chief is a lesbian and she has hot shiny action with Samus on lube-tastic slow-motion. You have to press a secret code to get it, but here's the proof. Like Adam says: "Suicide girls are like 15% hot 85% scary." This one (Again, NSFW) belongs to the 85% for me, but visit the Suicide Girls site for the complete strip-tease and judge for yourself. [Suicide Girls]