There's something not quite right about this girls' eyes. No, it's not the emo makeup or stupid hair coloring, although those are pretty bad. It's… oh my god, it is. She has Hello Kitty contact lenses. We're through the looking glass here. Take a closer look, if you dare.
No soul could exist behind those dead eyes. These are the things that nightmares are made of. [Hello Kitty Hell via Neatorama]








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Cant....stop....staring....
They don't look very even.... photoshop?
Looking at her, id feel that i went through some weird kafka esq transformation without realizing it. scary stuff indeed.
thats just creepy
Hello Kitty is taking over the world...First they make assault weapons (see previous gizmodo post), now they make contact lenses.
Did anyone say UMBREALLA COORPORATION??!?!?!
im sure if we zoomed in a little further we'd see an image of the devil in there... quick someome get me a magnifying glass!
That's not emo makeup, retard.
That's more like "Look at me, I'm so cool" makeup. Which, coincidentally, is the exact opposite of emo.
Emo is more like, leave me alone, I'm too cool for you, I'm going to go cry now.
@gokor: your right. but i think that either way the makeup is to get attention, as it has been for a millennia or more.
that said, i think she cute...kids need to have little things that make them happy.
@EMoShunz: *sp you're
This should not be.
@EMoShunz: How do you know she's not a fat cow? It could be the angles.
@gokor: could be, but i meant cute in a kid like way, not in a hottie like way.
What's that thing she's using to pick her nose?
@nosauten:
if there ever were a company that lived up to umbrella corps standards, it would most likely be apple
@gokor: Yep. Looks more David Bowie than Fall Out Boy to me.
sh*t thats major creepy......I know when they come to the US all of my friends that are into manga or anime they will have them.....
reminds me of the custom lenses you can get from 9mmsfx (who makes contacts for a lot of movies).
[www.9mmsfx.com]
They even supposedly make custom ones if you give them an image/design to work with. I've always been tempted to buy some from them, except they are a bit pricy for a gimmick (though would make for an awesome halloween costume).
@bignaz2k: Thanks for the link. Some of those are really creepy. Looks like a great idea for Halloween. Too bad I 1) don't care about putting things into my eyes and 2) am not rolling in cash.
i'd hit it.
@Pterror: that does look photoshop. The light reflection isn't the same on both eyes, not even close
kill yourself now.
1st sign of the apocalypse.
Another reason to hate Japan.
I stared too long. I am now desperately in love with the creepy dead-soul emo girl.
The velvet darkness of my unfulfilled love will echo throu.... screw that. She scares the bejesus out of me.
dead eyes, like a dolls eyes...
@sqeakytoy of the apocalypse:
LOL.
You've got city boy hands, Hooper. You been countin' money all your life. ...
Doesn't look like PS to me. The pic is overexposed on one side, so the lighting would look different on each eye.
That said, I think it looks even more creepy when you notice it looks like the kitty has been shot in the head (because of the pupil)
Wow. That's hawt.
I can't wait for them to come out with "Hello Kitty" tampons and sanitary napkins.
@munan: lol. i too have a weakness for the freaky chicks. i just married one that looks normal, but is all freak on the inside :P
How long until we see life-sized sex dolls with Hello Kitty heads?
"She's been infected,QUICK, grab her, what...no, not you too, you're all infected.... DAMN YOU HELLO KITTY!!!"
@Pterror: That's what I'm thinking.
@theimmc: Ditto, except I go first.
Giz, you owe me a new keyboard... I just vomited on mine due to the psychological damage you just caused me.
I'll take the optimus please
hey otterman, love the Darth Tater avatar...!
She needs to try a little harder.
The perfect gift for the ultimate Sanriac.
I don't understand what you guys have against Hello Kitty :S
Photoshop> Layer> Overlay
Unless she has a genetic abnormality, cornea's are the same size. Unless those lenses were made by two different machines, they would be the same size as well. Coloured contacts (that use white) are opaque. The area around the pupil would actually be brighter, if this were real, since that area of the receives more light (it sticks out farther).
What keeps the kitties right-side up? Good aim? Seems unlikely that anyone would make asymmetrical contact lenses, not to mention the fact that they'd be very interfering with the visual field (give you a major headache at the least; cause you bump into things at the worst).
Re: Emo
I thought Emo meant "greasy, unwashed hair and tight, geeky clothes". I don't think she qualifies.
@darex: They make lenses that are slightly weighted. I have a friend with cat-pupil lenses, and apparently that's how they work.
For some reason, I feel that if I was a girl, I would probably look like her... I'm not sure whether that's an unfortunate thing or not.
She has cloven hooves.
those are so cute
she's come to harvest my soul!
Youve got a perrrrty Mouth!!!
rest of series pls.
so cute,
I really want some !
...that behotch scares the shit out of me.
The fact that the one on the left is slightly offset and the one on the right is perfectly centered suggest that they are real.
wow, that just ruined my day, I'm going to go take some cold medicine and pass out, so I can hopefully forget and repress this ever happening
It puts the lotion in the basket, or it gets the hose again......
@EMoShunz:
Amen brutha. My wife has a freaky side as well.
But like you, I love it..
This does not surprise me. Hell, the eyewear shop in a local WalMart was selling NFL contact lenses, so how is this any different?
That is the most f*cked up thing I have seen in a while.
and yet im strangely attracted to her
For a moment I was thinking I'd been watching too much BladeRunner. Pris anybody?
-ph33r-
scary..
...creepy. Save us, Jeebus.
man what happened. when did "emo" start to mean anything to the left of avril lavigne. Back in my day, the early '90s when the emo musical genre was forged by bands such as Fugazi, Jawbreaker, Crimpshrine etc, I dont think I ever saw more than a smidge of eyemakeup on any of the emo chicks I degraded. Emo is a kissin cousin of Riot Grrl. So most of its women (at least initially) were anti makeup. But then these days green day is punk and Jay Z is the best the rap world can muster. So yeah sure, drag queen hooker makeup is emo.
I can smell the cloves from here.
David Bowie?
AS SEEN BY HELLO KITTY BEFORE THE HEADSHOT!
I think she's pretty, even with all that stuff on...but still...Hello Kitty? That's some scary stuff going on in those devil eyes....
Every one crying Photoshop?! Have you ever seen other printed contacts, they can all not seem to line up and look kinda weird if you see them in person, or wear them your self. They look fine to me.
BTW where are the Bad Batz Maru ones?
Replicant.
@emo1313: I seen them on sale at a toystore near my workplace actually.
That chick looks hot. I kind of want to make a spank party with a chick wearing Hello Kitty contacts.
whats with older (than gradeschool) girls trying to become pedo-bait? personally girls with little kid toys/accessories creep me out...like their brains are broken and stopped developing when they were 8-12 years old.
someone should seriously send a t1000 back in time to stop this hello kitty stuff before it starts. its spreading faster than cancer.
and yeah, i remember when 'emo' was being formed in the belly of punk, and emo kids wore horned rim glasses to be different/other people would make fun of them, then they would complain about the people making fun of them, and talk about how they were different ad better than everyone. now horned rim glasses are cool (at least around here), and the