Best. Receipt. Ever.

They could have at least signed it.

Handwriting looks a bit manish.

Dude, you overpaid.

Why would they bother giving a receipt? It's not like you're going to return your butt rub.

You got a butt rub and you want to be reimbursed? That's almost as good as the lap dances you use to get from wall street brokers night out.

Frucci looks a bit girlish.

@smackswell:

More like a Tom Cruise-Adrien Brody manchild

HAHA I love it, if you get reimbursed with that reciept your my hero

@P3nnst8r: I believe it's Aaron Brody

I am fortunate enough to use my receipts for bongs and vaporizers and hydroponic growing gear for tax write offs

is the butt rub still occurring at time of photo?

Save that one Adam, you can use it at the next BBQ event you guys cover.

(See I'm looking out for ya man.)

@Red Right Hand:

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I hope it improves your mood Frucci...your posts the last few days have have left a lot to be desired...

That's a wry face to make, following something which I presume had to be at least SOMEwhat pleasurable. Me, I'm all smiles whenever I get a 20 dollar butt rub :^)

Imagine pulling that out at H&R Block.

Regardless...I bet the swag at AVN is better then at CES.

Even Peter Petrelli needs to kick back and unwind occasionally, it seems.

Hey, a handheld mic's gotta have one! :)

Is that receipt on the back of the ipod sex toy add-on brochure?

I definitely see an image of an ipod there......

Adam, you didn't? Did you?

iFuckedMyselfInTheButt.

$19.99

@luxera:

If I'm going to pay $20 for a butt-rub, I want it to be performed by someone with strong hands. Maybe that's fruity, but I'm all about getting value for my dollar.

Reminds me of Family Guy...
BUTT SCRATCHER!!??
BUTT SCRATCHER!!??

Why do you all assume that I was the recipient of said butt rub and not the giver?

"This is all manual baby"

@Adam Frucci: Well, Adam, how the hell could you expense a butt rub if you were the one that provided the service? I rest my case.

Maybe you should try writing it off as a business expense on your taxes. I'd love to see the look on the IRS auditor's face when you try to explain it.

The receipt doesn't even say if you were giving or receive said rub.

The receipt doesn't even state whether you were giving or receiving said rub - or maybe you were just watching.

@Adam Frucci: Well then at least tell us which one of the MacWorld booth girls got the one and only "Frucci Butt Rub"(c).

@P3nnst8r: My bad, and I fully agree with you. That said, I thought you were referring to that kid reporter at CES (Aaron Broder) that giz just covered an hour or so ago, somebody commented on how much he looked like a young Frucci.

@methodlimp: Someone charges you for letting you rub their butt.

Duh.

That said, it would have to be an awfully fine butt to warrant a $20 charge...

@smackswell: I totally agree.

@mangochutney: He didn't say it was a girl.....

@Adam Frucci: You're right, I couldn't think any less of you a long time ago. JK man. What kind of look did the 'lucky' girl give you after asking her for a receipt?

@ideaman2020: That depends on what he was rubbing her (his?) butt with.

@Adam Frucci: By the look on your face, if you were giving the rub, you must have rubbed it like it was a magic lamp.
What kind of genie popped out?? ;~)

@Red Right Hand: I'm gonna sound really gay, but it's Adrien Brody.

Speaking of butt rubs....I just used the voucher I got for you at the Cosplay maid cafe in Tokyo..sorry you missed it

and you are supposed to use that as a compensation reference to an expense? i wouldn't except that, but then if you told me about it instead, i'd probably just give you the $20 8\

@eNNtOXX: then again, i'd expect a morning coffee from you for about a week....

But will it work for CardScan Pro??

When can we expect the "Top 10 Reasons I Hate AVN"?

Reason #1: Booth babes...

Are you really holding a receipt, Adam? It looks a bit like you've made yourself a very small sign to advertise a new butt-rubbing business.

All I could get from the LOW RES picture you guys are providing as evidence was the following:

..... Production Services
..................
Sales and Leasing

There's a box on the back, can't read what it says, anyone else got some crazy ass image processing software?

okay so ADAM bought a "movie" called "Butt Rub" for $20?

am i right?

Well, one could "expense" a performed "butt rub" if their initial outlay was $20, for the oils or tools and such. In fact, if they were doing said butt rub at cost to promote their new butt rubbing business it would make sense to do so, but that receipt should say 'promotional butt rub' which opens up a whole new can of worms.

Now that the associated vid is out, Adam has the same look on his face as when he actually got the butt rub.

Adam had the same look on his face through the whole video. I'd suggest that if you submit the receipt for reimbursement, send the video too, just as proof that you did in fact complete the transaction by receiving the service (of administering butt rub on sum babe's cheek), just so they know that you weren't doing it for pleasure, just business, dirty dirty business.

I see you got a reciept, did it come with a warrenty?