Ones dick may not be private if this is installed backwards and the record button is pressed.

Don't do it Pookie!!!

need to lose some weight so it actually points forward rather than at your feet.

But do you have to hold your pants like that to make it work?

Is the brand name a joke?

If it isn't a joke, this product may result in very unpleasant POV pr0n.

Can anyone say "lapdance"?

At long last I'll have an explanation when the ladies ask why I'm pointing my crotch at them.

I don't want high quality digital voice recording anywhere near my bowel movements;-)

Every altar boy needs one of these!

how many amature porn sites are gonna be using these for the next batch or POV/Bullshit reality pr0n?

Just covertly insert an SD card into your belt buckle, discreetly put your hands in your pocket to steady the device, and simply position your dick about 3 inches from whatever you want to film. You smooth ass superspy.

This thing is so sweet. Now I can make expose style movies like Michael Moore.

@yogibimbi: Well then stop wearing your pants like Kriss Kross and pull them down before you take a crap next time.

I love spy cameras, but since I never wear a belt, this won't work for me... I guess I need to wait for a spy camera built into a dirty t-shirt.

What am I going to do with a bunch of close-up video of your mom's forehead?

You can record your attacker if you suspect you are going to be a crime victim

You can also record any confrontations with the police as evidence, if they deny your complaint

@SEARCH ENGINES:

Yeah, you know.. just in case the police are molesting your crotch and/or has their face nestled in your lap.

i heard the prototype name for this was "boner cam"

AKA the Blowjob Recorder.

This reminds me of Batmans utility belt.

This will be great for when they make pro wrestlers secret agents.

what's most "interesting" (funny/odd/disconcerting/useful, your choice) is that accoding to the diagram, the "light" on it...is on the INSIDE of the buckle.

Anybody know where I can get a 200' USB cable, so I can hook this thing up as a roving webcam?

Please look me in the ey..........uh...crotch when you address me sir!

Does this charge via USB? If so, it may be ideal to create a battery pack that can easily be concealed in your pocket and run to the belt buckle when not in use.

"Yes, it looks like crap, but the specs are not bad at all:"

Yeah, the guys at Gizmodo know all about style with their whoring of hideous watches (that they insist look good) all day. I'm never taking fashion tips from you.

@logruszed: *Ding**Ding**Ding*

I knew the other variations were missing something, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.

@sandy:
No kidding, Was this designed by Ice-T?

What?
Incompatible statements:
"the specs are not bad at all"
and
"3GP video format, 176x144 ,QCIF / 15fps"

Someone could do a self help video of the modified thighmaster.

Crotch Cam...

that doesn't look suspicious at all. i have several hugely thick belt buckles with buttons on them.

Wow, now I can have a legit excuse to get the babes to talk to me sweetly down there.

This must have been designed by the Orleans Levee Board. :)

15fps and the camera is fixed at crotch level with no adjustments available.

Reminds me of the "Goonies"