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On a slow news day, one company can always be relied on to bring out something so unutterably useless that I fall to my knees and give thanks to James T. Kirk and all the angels: Brando. Their phone strap-slash-stylus-slash-lightsaber-for people-of-extremely-restricted-growth costs five bucks and would redefine the word pointless if it didn't actually have a retractable point. Still, I can think of one person who might find it handy when he's on a post-coital cleanup. [Brando]
Luminous Handy Strap is Stylus, Ewok Jedi Lightsaber
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7:16 AM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By Addy Dugdale
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That could be made so much better by also being a pen.
Just sayin'
Brando motto: "Glow-in-the-dark makes everything better."
Nice writing, but, for just one split second, Addy, I thought your "one person " referred to Jesus.
John Kenobi here.
Who doesn't love glow-in-the-dark playthings..?
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