I was pantsing consoles when Chen was still dangling from his mommy's jubblies!

LOOK AT MY PIC....I DID IT!!! TIMES 2!!!!!!!!!!

BOO YA!

Chen was my inspiration, thanks buddy.

lol! Leave the pantsing to the CHEN!!!

@Daimyo Nintendo: Aww. Look at his Wii Wii hanging out of his pants.

@Daimyo Nintendo: Yeah, I would do that if I had any room in the front of my pants... That banana, roll of quarters, and rocket take up quite a bit of room.

The trick to pantsing a guitar and getting away with it is to act cool. If you arouse suspicion and have to make a break for it, yer dead.

(But I would love to see THAT surveillance video on YouTube...

Is that a Fender Stratocaster in our pocket or are you just really...really...really...really...like overdose of viagra...and cialis...really

...really...

...really...

@Daimyo Nintendo: Look at my post! its all in a single post! booya! You were my inspiration!

...really happy to see me?

ow

He had to have been wearing baggy or wide jeans. There's no way that stuff would work in fit or loose jeans. They must of had this planned out weeks in advance, or minutes earlier if they were high and/or drunk... haha

This is why I read the giz.
Pantsing Expert Chen astounds us all.

@av8thor: Isn't the trick to pantsing a guitar . . . actually pantsing the guitar? Was he able to zip and button his pants? How did he bend his knees while walking?

I don't know how I'd actually do this, but then again, I am a small guy. And by small, I mean . . . nevermind.

So what would happen if one of the string snaps?

Ouch!

I did this with bolt cutters at a Wal-Mart back in 2002....but it was 3am and nobody was there too.

ive seen before when i was working at best buy only with laptops. People would just rip them off the locks and shove them in their pants and walk out. Sometimes we wouldn't realize the laptops were goen for hours

I think if they got away with it - then let them in this case_ the person running the store should be charged for letting it happen right in front of his dumb ass_

@89macrunner: was this back in 1992 before those damned over-sensitive electric alarm bolts were added to everything including keychains and washing machines?

I was in a Best Buy a few weeks ago to look at the new Macbook Airs_ And I barely got within 2 inches of it before an alarm sounded on the damned thing and some idiot floor rep came over and asked me to step away from it_ I did however look at him and laugh and continue to play with it as he went and disarmed the noise and waited impatiently for me to finish as I leisurely took my time_

Whammy goes WHaR?

to all the veterans of giz, let's not forget this:

[gizmodo.com]

@discounteggroll:

That one looked a little set-up, but when I worked at Montgomery Ward way back in the 90's; we had video of a very large african american woman in a huge purple moo moo who stuck a 13" tv under her dress and walked out with it between her thighs. At least I think she was a very large woman, that could have just been a bean bag chair to watch the tv from.

He must have no knees or crotch if he did this, or a woman did this.

@discounteggroll: Fakes. But funny to see. had to kneel down like he was delivering a baby.

I've seen my share of shoplifters.

They can conceal anything.

I've seen multiple people (multiple meaning 5+) conceal 15" widescreen LCD TVs...

A guitar seems relatively easy... just stick the neck down one leg, and there you are. You gotta limp, but, hey...

Lewiston, ME is the closest city to where I live. This is more than a little embarrassing. Now Maine is going to be known for it's Shoplifting in addition to it's high teen smoking rates, general alcoholism(the town I grew up in had 27 bars and less than 3000 people), high cancer rates and blueberries. Fucking blueberries. I hate blueberries.

I wear pants for this very reason.