Whats the red bird supposed to mean.. but anyway.. its better than sittin on a stinky, wet patio seat. But it definitely looks too much like a coffin.

extremely committed goth kid --> extremely "committed" goth kid

I think that's the metal case in which Malcolm Reynolds's Army buddy shipped himself in the Firefly episode, "The Message".

What?

The Young Ones Halloween episode: Thank heavens for Havasham's Sofa Coffins!

seems like a good idea, I agree with Papsky, wet patio cushions suck

@dubsar: That is the single most predictable... and BORING thing that anybody, could ever say whilst reading Gizmodo. God I'm bored. I might as well be listening to Genesis.

@92BuickLeSabre: "I'm not a vampire, I'm a driving instructor from Johannesburg!"

@dubsar: A driving instructor from Johannesburg? Okay then, prove it. What's the procedure for the approach of a humpback bridge?

@92BuickLeSabre: speed up, try and hit the curb so that you go onto two wheels and flip the bird at anyone heading in the other direction. At least, I think that's what I was taught... As for the product itself, I think it's a brilliant idea assuming the cost can be kept down. I would've loved something like this in the front garden of my last house.

Would look great in the back of my hearse.

I think it's a great idea! I'm always a fan of comfy, functional lawn furniture that doesn't stink or ooze liquid out of every time I sit down on it. And it's a cozy bed when the old lady friend kicks me out of the house for untold reasons.

Looks more like the perfect bait to getting a least favorite person locked up in a box if you ask me.
I don't know why Fluffy from Creepshow keeps coming to mind when I see this, though..

Will be enjoyable until you're reclining on it, roll over a certain way and the back/lid suddenly falls over on you.