Martha Approves: Pepper Knuckles Irritate Eyes, Crack Skulls

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Pepper Knuckles Irritate Eyes, Crack Skulls

Pepper Knuckles are one of those multifunctional devices perfect for people like Martha Stewart. During the day, use them to massage meat and season your salads. At night, take them out to generously blind people and break their jaws before kicking them in the groin. They are just a concept, so don't expect them on QVC. For now, it has more possibilities of making it into a GTA IV expansion pack. [Yanko Design]

4:00 PM on Thu May 1 2008
By Jesus Diaz
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doofusgumby at 04:15 PM on 05/01/08
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it's IN the groin, just like it's IN the pants. Just ask Jason.
OG512 at 04:19 PM on 05/01/08
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there's an even cooler invention, it's called the GUN!
Boter at 04:19 PM on 05/01/08
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The janitor from "scrubs" has been at it again!

"KnifeWrench!"
N@tedog at 04:20 PM on 05/01/08
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A roll of quarters* and my urine do the same job for free.

*I own the quarters already... you jackals.
Gann at 04:20 PM on 05/01/08
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I don't know why, when I read "pepper knuckles" I thought "Movie about a female MMA fighter"

heh. on the groin.
Groggy Banana at 04:34 PM on 05/01/08
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"Where were you honey?"
"I went out to break some nuts, tenderize some meat, make groin pancakes..."

...if someone comes up with better ones feel free to add.
DeadWriter at 04:40 PM on 05/01/08
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Let's kick it up a notch! - Bam!
DaOtter at 04:43 PM on 05/01/08
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Yet again, Yanko strikes again with concept art that is not, nor ever will be, A GADGET. To hell with this, man.
Miranda Kali at 04:43 PM on 05/01/08
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Got a Surefire E2D (aka "The Smashy Light), myself.
A set of these would be nice, too.
WD40 at 04:46 PM on 05/01/08
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@OG512: right right, the damage is permanent too!
diablodevil2 at 04:47 PM on 05/01/08
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To Protect and Hurt

Nice.
ripfire4 at 04:53 PM on 05/01/08
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"Pepper Knuckles: When Spraying Isn't Enough"
MasterYong at 05:16 PM on 05/01/08
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Maybe it's just here in California, but aren't brass knuckles and related products illegal? Hell, in California, you technically need a concealed weapons permit for pepper spray, but non one enforces that law...
bpapa9013 at 05:18 PM on 05/01/08
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Too close for pepper, switching to knuckles!
Gann at 05:33 PM on 05/01/08
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@MasterYong: Not here in the great state of Texas.
Jrsy at 06:36 PM on 05/01/08
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That's perfect for cracking skulls, especially that smarmy, wise-ass delinquent who has the nerve to ask if Barry Manilow knows you raided his wardobe...
Gary_7vn at 06:48 PM on 05/01/08
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I prefer the non-existent art of hoda koursu...

Hoda Korosu, or Naked/Kill - the martial art practised by master assassin Nicholai Hel in the book Shibumi by Trevanian (published 1979), which allows common objects (plastic cup, magazine) to be used as lethal weapons.
[en.wikipedia.org]
[upload.wikimedia.org]
shamoononon at 07:12 PM on 05/01/08
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@MasterYong: Yes, they are illegal, but so are the guns that most of the people you would like to use them on are carrying. Probably not a good idea.
nosauten at 08:07 PM on 05/01/08
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AWESOME! I'm gonna pre-order it from my local arms--uh, I mean candy dealer.
Valicious at 06:49 AM on 05/02/08
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[bp0.blogger.com]
maven2k at 09:52 AM on 05/02/08
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I was just thinking about something like this, only I had a combination stun gun/pepper spray. I just figured it would be easier to stun gun someone when they were writhing in pain on the ground from being pepper sprayed in the eyes. It was just an idea...
DataScream at 12:57 PM on 05/02/08
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@bpapa9013: WIN!!

srsly

next year, The Tazepper Knuckleknife!!
XJ_4x4 at 04:54 PM on 05/02/08
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"That's a-spicy a-brass a-knuckle..."
VENAT0R at 06:23 PM on 05/06/08
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i dont get how they work, but i like pepper...