I particularly enjoy the iFruit.

Instant winner in my perfect world would consist of the current phone same specs without the $400 nerdtax.

With the $400 nerdtax it would have a reasonable amount of memory and not be tethered to AT&T so my work could pay for one.

What does the winner get? I'm not curious because I think I'll win, I'm curious because I want to start hating early. I won't even wait to hear the prize... I can't contain myself...

That prize is FUCKING BULLSHIT!! The prize for creating the iPhony should be way better than a damned (insert prize name here). You're a cheapskate, Frucci. You hear me!! A no-good, two-bit cheapskate!! Screw this, I'm going to start reading (insert competetor name here) instead!!

Oh that's just dandy. Yesterday I splurged on a whole bunch of new iPhone accessories and now NONE of them are gonna fit this next gen version. 'Cept maybe the Ziploc dock.

Does it has to be Photoshopped? I'm pretty sure someone can come up with a hilarious mockup with some ordinary supplies without computer editing.

@Munch: Oh, sure, Munch, you are obviously just another rabid (insert platform name here) fanboi! Quit hatin' on (insert brand name here) just because you are such a (insert colorful slur here)!

@bosskev: Blow it out your (Insert orafice that thing's can be blown out of here)

I think you're a little hungry Frooch. Get some foodium in your gullet. Then we can hear about ideas for the iPhone2 that involve TUMS dispensers or Nexxium scrip printers installed.

I love french toast... wait a second... this doesn't taste like french toast.

@Munch: You two need to stop inserting in parenthesis.

@shamoononon: Wow, i take that back, they won't let you use angle brackets :: blushes ::

Yeah, shamoononon, ya wanna piece of me? Ya wanna talk about "inserting"? I got your angle brackets right here, girlie girl, right here...

<laughs maniacally>

@bosskev: Ummmm... <has nothing left to say>

@bosskev: @Munch: Guys plaese, stop with the (insert dumb jokes here)

@bosskev: @shamoononon:

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I would like to recommend any picture on ratemypoo

Makes me hungry for some french toast.

iToast 2.0
:)

That bread looks huge and soft and disgusting....makes me think of my ex boyfriend