With the impending announcement of the next version of Apple's fancy-ass phone, the fakes are starting to roll in, and they aren't great. But if you're going to create a mediocre fake, why not just go all out? This lukewarm crap is boring. I want ridiculous fakes. I want iPhone 2 mockups that have can openers attached, or that have full QWERTY keyboards that roll out on edible slices of American cheese. So let's make this happen. Your challenge: make the most ludicrous, fake and unlikely iPhone mockups you can. The dumber the better. Send them to me at firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll make a gallery of the results by the end of the week. Get cracking, people!